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This journal is me trying to be smart and thoughtful or I'm just looking for opinions and the-ever-specific "stuff".

There is no doubt in my mind that this is common knowledge and I am about to make an ass out of myself but I think I've done that enough times on and offline already that I do not really care. If that's the case then why the dis-okay moving on.

So, over my MANY MANY YEARS (like 4, that's roughly 1/4 of my total life so far) on the internet I've noticed that people change depending on who they're around. Now that I type this out it seems terribly obviousdurr, but guys it sounded so intelligent in my head I must finish this journal. For example~* people who, when alone (via IM or whatever) have seemed perfectly intelligent and reasonable but in a group become some sort of dickshit retarded attention whore who'll go so far as to do and say incredibly immature things to, idk, have a cute little chuckle with their palsies.
It doesn't even need to be a group. Have one dickshit and people who wish to speak with them will conform to their speaking habits, their interests, the shit they draw to get closer to them. I see it ESPECIALLY in typing habits, especially with stupid stupid stupid emoticons. People who've never used them before suddenly adding some > u >;;;; bullshit to the end of all of their sentences - which, if you use them sparingly, fine, BUT EVERYFHD SENTENCEbackontrack. I did it, I did it with ~Symmie. When Sam and I first talked over IM we tlkd liek dis lulz bcuz dat wuz how she talkd yes?????? XDDD I don't even know WHY I did it because that sort of typing pisses me off. So is it subconscious? Conformist. Maybe it's something born from *evolution* (or "god did it", if that's your thing, no worries.) Blah blah blah where's the individuality et cetera und so weiter und so fort. So I'm done, feel free to tell me any of your experiences with this or whatever.

I got a brace for my wrist and 4 new Discworld books sooOOOOooOoOOoo idk if there will be any spamming of inboxes in the near future. I've got quite a few birthday things I need to finish but unless you're one of my close friends thennn yeah. HEY GUYS UM. idk I've just been. haha ok ending journal

HOW HAEV U BEN????? XDDDDDDDDD *___*

Count how many times I used "or whatever" and (parenthesis) and win a prize.

TARGET ALREADY HAS FUCKING SCHOOL SUPPLIES. STRESSED.