This was about the first thing I pictured when I heard Freeman was from Seattle (this is where I happen to live.)
The contents of his hip Microsoft carrierbag no doubt include fresh fruits from Pike Place Market and his custom-built laptop, homepage set as his very own snarky yet charming blog. The thermos contains not Starbucks (like, what a cheap poser, man) but some homemade brew from the most exotic imported coffee beans. Gordon rarely speaks, for he must save his voice for midnight Garage Band sessions.
And basically I got lazy after doing the lines and totally bullshitted the rest of it.
Freeman and all of the other Valve products pictured belong to Valve, stupid jackets to Northface, computery-things to Microsoft, etc.[link]